Official Contract 0x2f547849367ef82a0e2ff4d32c0ba407c31943c0
Live now on Robinhood Chain

Rob the whales.Feed the forest.

$ALBERT is an albino monkey who dresses like Robin Hood, moves like Sherwood folklore, and taxes nobody but the rich — one degen at a time. Built on Robinhood Chain, an Ethereum L2. No merry men required.

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$ALBERTTicker
ETH L2Robinhood Chain
100%Fair Launch
Albert the Monkey drawing his bow
Sherwood Forest, Chain-side
Rob the richFeed the forest$ALBERT Robinhood ChainNo merry men, just monkeys Rob the richFeed the forest$ALBERT Robinhood ChainNo merry men, just monkeys
The Legend

Every forest needs an outlaw.

Albert raising a fist before a cheering crowd at the castle gates
Fig. 1 — Albert, rallying the fair-launch faithful

Nobody remembers where Albert came from. Some say he climbed out of a testnet. Others say he was minted the moment a whale dumped on retail and the forest decided enough was enough. What's certain is this: he wears the green hood, he carries the bow, and he has never once paid full price for anything in his life.

Albert doesn't run a treasury. He runs a heist. Every trade on Robinhood Chain is a small act of redistribution — value pulled from the castle, routed straight back to the holders standing in the mud outside it. He's not a mascot. He's a policy.

"They built the chain for the rich. I just moved in next door."
Albert against a stone wall
The Approach
Young Albert watching the rain
Before the Legend
Albert relaxing in sunglasses
Post-Heist Mode
Albert holding a sack of gold
The Loot
Albert leaning on a tree
Sherwood, Off Duty
Albert portrait banner
The Outlaw
The Heist Split

Where the loot goes.

No hidden vault, no team unlock cliffs disguised as "strategy." The split is on the ledger, in plain sight, same as everything else Albert does.

Distribution Ledger

Chain: Robinhood Chain (ETH L2)
Standard: ERC-20
CA: 0x2f547849367ef82a0e2ff4d32c0ba407c31943c0
01
Community & Liquidity PoolLocked at launch, no early exits
70%
02
The Forest FundMarketing, contests, holder rewards
15%
03
CEX & Bridge ReserveExchange listings, chain liquidity
10%
04
TeamVested 12 months, no exceptions
5%
0%Buy Tax
0%Sell Tax
RenouncedContract Ownership
LockedLP at Launch
How to Buy

Four arrows in the quiver.

Getting $ALBERT takes less time than drawing his bow.

Step 01

Bridge to Robinhood Chain

Move ETH over from mainnet using the official Robinhood Chain bridge into a wallet that supports the network.

Step 02

Set up your wallet

Add Robinhood Chain as a network in your wallet of choice and fund it with a little ETH for gas.

Step 03

Head to the DEX

Connect your wallet to the listed decentralized exchange and paste in the official $ALBERT contract address.

Step 04

Swap and hold

Swap ETH for $ALBERT, confirm the transaction, and welcome yourself to Sherwood. Loot secured.

The Campaign

Three raids on the castle.

Phase I — The Ambush

Fair launch on Robinhood Chain

Liquidity locked, ownership renounced, contract live. First bows drawn, first holders in the forest.

Phase II — The Rally

Community, contests & CEX pushes

Meme contests, holder giveaways from the Forest Fund, and outreach toward exchange listings.

Phase III — The Kingdom

Utility & partnerships

Merch drops, cross-chain bridges, and partnerships with other outlaws building on Robinhood Chain.

The forest needs more outlaws.

No merry men. No lost boys. Just a monkey, a bow, and a chain full of holders who'd rather redistribute than get rugged.